Dad Definition Box Sign
A wooden sign with a hollow back and a 1.5" black border features a wood-like texture and print made to look like a dictionary page.
The sign reads:
1. produces money out of thin air
2. teller of bad jokes and random crap facts
3. the one who wants my dreams to come true even more than I do
4. the best man in the world
5. what love looks like
Dimensions: 4" square x 1.5" Deep
Self Standing or can be hung
- Wood box sign with a definition for "Dad"
- 6" Sq. x 1.5" Dp.
- From The Hearthside Collection
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