The Young Signs are an assortment of three decorative block signs made of wood with an ivory, maroon, or black finish. The signs feature printed lettering, each with a humorous phrase. One reads "If I ever go missing, I want my picture on wine bottles instead of milk cartons, so that my friends know to look for me". Another reads "The secret to stay young; eat slowly, drink wine, & lie about your age". The third reads "The secret to enjoying a good wine: Open the bottle and allow it to breathe, if it does not look like its breathing, give it mouth to mouth". These signs bring a rustic and humorous touch to the home, displayed freestanding, perfect for a kitchen or bar area. Each block measures 4" by 4" and .5" deep.
- Sold only in multiples of 3.
- Assortment of three
- Humorous
- wine-themed phrases
- 4" x 4"
Shipping Policy
Items typically ship within 1-2 business days, though larger items may take up to 5 days to ship and custom printed apparel may take up to 5-7 days for production. Items from the CTW Home Collection typically require 1-2 weeks to ship.During heavy volumes in holiday seasons, expect a 1-2 week lead time for items to ship. Delivery within the USA can take between 3-4 days to receive an item once it ships from the warehouse.
Farmabilia only ships to addresses in the lower 48 contiguous United States. (If you live outside this area, we apologize for not being able to ship to you. Please be patient as we work to expand our shipping zones to Canada and all 50 US states).
Thousand of our products ship for free. Spend $50 or more for items requiring shipping and get those items shipped for free, unless specifically noted (as with large, heavier items). We use the following shipping rates:
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Amount |
Shipping Costs |
| $0 - $9.99 | $9.99 |
| $10 - $14.99 | $11.99 |
| $15 - $19.99 | $13.99 |
| $20 - $24.99 | $14.99 |
| $25 - $29.99 | $15.99 |
| $30 - $34.99 | $16.99 |
| $35 - $39.99 | $17.99 |
| $40 - $44.99 | $18.99 |
| $45 - $49.99 | $19.99 |
Return Policy
Most of our items are eligible for our 14-day return policy (unless explicitly indicated). If your product is faulty or damaged, you can send it back to us for an item exchange within 14 days of receiving it, but you must initiate your claim within 3 business days of receipt of the order. Failure to do so may result in Farmabilia being unable to process your return with our suppliers. Sorry, we cannot reimburse return shipping costs, but our suppliers are typically willing to work with you to make things right and cover the cost of return shipping if an item is faulty or damaged. If you decide to return the item for a refund instead of a replacement, then it will be subject to a restocking fee and shipping costs will be deducted from the refund as described below.Restocking Fee and Shipping Costs
Items returned for any reason other than damaged or defective goods will have a restocking fee (typically 30-40% or more depending on the product supplier). Shipping costs are non-refundable. We are proud to sell thousands of products that include free shipping, but there is still a cost of shipping associated with those items, which will be included in your restocking fee (depending again on the supplier). In other words, please be sure you want to purchase an item before buying since it's unlikely we can offer you a full refund.Return Merchandise Authorization Number
When returning an item, please contact us to be given your Return Merchandise Authorization Number. Please write this on the shipping label. Email us at returns@farmabilia.com to start your return claim. Please include a picture of the defective item, its box, a proof of purchase, and the reason why you are returning.Returnable items:
- To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition you receive it.
- It must also be in the original packaging.
- Sale items are not eligible for refunds. If an item is discounted, it cannot be refunded.
- You are responsible for packing the item for shipping so it is not damaged in transit.
Non-returnable items:
- Any item not in its original condition, is damaged or missing parts for reasons not due to our error.
- Any item that is returned more than 14 days after delivery.
- The order is lost in transit and the initial shipping address is incorrect.
- The tracking for your order shows delivered but you have not received the package.